Quaid E Azam ka mazar

Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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