Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 894 views

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris Where u go
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother
Kid: no
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before

Papa: Ullu da Pattha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kaliya & Peeliya

Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .

Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .

Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

50 paise nai 50 rupee don ga

Faqeer:50 paise de de, me ne 3 din se khana nai khaya.
Admi:50 paise nai 50 rupee dunga,pehlay ye bata 50 paise me khana kahan se milta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

THIS IS A CLASSIC

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)