Deadly IQ Question
Deadly IQ Question.
Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”
Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 907 views
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Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu
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