Bahaduri wala kam
Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte
Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo
Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views
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