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Santa nurse se bola

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm… maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor sardar say

Doctor sardar say
"tumhara aik gurda fail ho gaya hai."
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sardar rotay huay,
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"kinay numbraan tOOn."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Journalist To A Doctor

A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: doctor ji

Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?

Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: operation ke baad

Doctor: operation ke baad ab sab teek hai. tum sab kuch sun sakte ho.

Patient: aapne kuch bola kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to Old Man!

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono

Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU to Doctor

GOLU to Doctor:-Main SuSu Subah 6 Baje karta hu, aur Potty 7 Baje,

Doctor:-to is Me Problem kya hai.?

GOLU:-Aankh 8 Baje khulti hai...;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to injured patient:

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
At an INDIAN bus stand

At an INDIAN bus stand, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name..!!

Guess the name of that book??
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"How to Become a DOCTOR in 30Days". Rs 150/-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1990 Larkiwale

1990
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: Doctor hai, mahine ka 20k kamata hai.

2012
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka admin hai, ek page ke to 100000+ likes hain :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Divyansh ek din

Divyansh ek din samose ke sirf aloo kha rha tha aur bahar ka fek raha tha.kisi ne usse puccha ki voh sirf samose ke aloo kyo kha raha hai

Diyansh bola doctor ne mujhe bahar ki cije khane se mana kiya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu: Doctor sahab

Golu: Doctor sahab, yeh dawai saarey shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Doctor: Arey, dawai to mai likhna hi bhool gaya,
yeh toh mera signature hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larkiwale: Larka

?1990
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: Doctor hai, mahine ka 20k kamata hai.

2012
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka admin hai, ek page ke to 100000+ likes hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to injured patient

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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