Search Results for 'Doctor'

Mor hi nahi tha

1 Sardar ka accident ho gya

Doctor ne pochha: Sardar g accident kaisay hua?

Sardar: Doctor sab main morr kattan lagga c

pr aggay morr e nai c…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
umer zaida hai

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
.
.
.
.
Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
.
.
.
.
SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gas Ki Problem

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz.

Aap k clinic me bhi 20 dafa gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..

Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .(1 week baad) .

Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par

bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai" .
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
husband need rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor:They are for you.!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
reports mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
look like third wife

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
man to doctor

A man to doctor: Is there any medicine for long life..?

Doctor: Get married..!!

Man: Will it help ?

Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
wife to doctor

Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.

Doc:That’s not a disease, its a gift!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bahir Ki chez

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bahar Ka Mat Khana

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
.
.

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khada Kar Diya

Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!

Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?

Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ka Accident

Sardar Ka Accident Ho Gya tha.
Doctor Ne Poocha:

Sardar se ke Accident Kaise Huwa hai tera?
Sardar:

O Yaar Main Morr kattan Laga Se,
Te Aggay Morr Hi Ni Hondaa se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar and wife

Sardar: ager mujhe opration se kuch ho jaye to is doctor se shadi ker lena

Wife: ap asa kiun bol rhe hain

Sardar: to kya main is doctor ko maf ker don.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar and Doctor

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain


Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl and Doctor

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
000000 14 august a terrible fight Aaj mere pass ab yaha sirf mera raj hoga account adult Aftar agar ajeeb farmaish santa ki akbar altaf hussain anas animal August Aunty Azadi Baba Bacha Bachelors think that Married men are lucky backup Bakra Bakra Eid Barish bechare janwar bhi ab darte hai beggar Bhagwan bijli kahan se ati hai bijli kahan se ati hai? Birthday Biwi Biwi 1 Faltu Musibat Ha Biwi Ke Deewane To Bahut Hai blonde body bollywood Butt cartoon chai chand Chaudhry chudai chut Computer crazy Cricket daag daal suppose ki hai dear dear this computer Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai demo Devta dil ki dhadkan tej ho gayi Dirty Doctor Dulhan ek ek rupaya bachata hai apna muftimal english english ki aisi ki taisi farak ladke aur ladki mein Faraz Fart fashion films friendship Funny poetry gaand GALA CHECK KERNA HAI gand gul khan Haathi habshi Hanuman HAPPY SING: GHAR MAI MERA HE Harami HEAD Himmat Hai To Ek Ek Karke Aao hindi joke hindi jokes Hindu Hoshyaar bander Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy Imran Imran khan In english irada pakka ho to sab mil sakta hai Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya Islam Jatt jo dosray ko apni baat Jokes Jungle Kadhai kela Kelay ka chilka Khan kiske baap ka kya jaata hai kiske baap ka kya jaata hai? Kiss Larka lawyer little johnny Londa Love lover Lucha machar mandir Marasi Marriage Meezan oil Mirasi mubarak ho khan sab naughty naukar Nawaz nawaz sharif New York nonveg Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje pappu parent parents pathan Police Police Wale Bhi Jeene Nahi Dete Politics Punjabi Qurbani Ramzan result Rishta Romance Romantic Roza Santa santa banta santa ki biwi ka operation Sardar Sardar And Bomb Sardar ji Sardarji Sawan Shadi SHAIR ARZ HAI shayari Short Siasat simple site sooraj raat ko kyu nahi nikalta Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Student suhaag raat Suhag Suhagraat suna tha kya apne kabhi esa sentence Suna Tha Kya Apne Kabhi Esa Sentence? Tabhi Pathan Ghar Late Pahunchta Hai teacher Teacher Teacher Ka Farak Hai test tota Tourist Urdu urdu jokes volcano Vote wife Wifi Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya yaar tune apni biwi ko talak kyu diya? Zardari zaroorat