Doctor to injured patient
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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