Doctor to injured patient

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 629 views
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Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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