GOLU to Doctor:-Main SuSu Subah 6 Baje karta hu, aur Potty 7 Baje,

Doctor:-to is Me Problem kya hai.?

GOLU:-Aankh 8 Baje khulti hai...;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 678 views

1 Admi public toilet me betha

1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usy 7 waly toilet se awaz i,

kya hal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:
... Theek hon

Phir aawaz i,
kya kr rahe ho?

Admi:
Betha hon,

phir awaz i,
mai aa jaun?

Admi or ghabra ke bola:
Nai nai mai busy hon

phir aawaz i,

Acha yaar tumhe bad me call krta hn, abi koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwb de raha hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

i was talking about exams

gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been cheating u frm past 2 yrs .

gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about exams.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?

Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khrab mosam

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)