Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1361 views

You don’t know my father

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.



Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Hotel Wale Hum Logo Ko Loot Te Ha

Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.

Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.

Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”

Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”

Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”

Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

laugh in cinema

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein bhi, Jaan- bujh kar, UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Machar with Tourch

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai. -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)