Cousion ki Shadi
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 823 views
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ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
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Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
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Tough Love
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Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai.
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Football Male Hai Ya Female?”
Sonu: “Mam, Male”
Chinki: “Mam, Galat Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
Chinki: “Mam, Jiske Pichhe 22-22 Jawan Langot Pehan Kar Dhodte Ho Wo Male Kaise Ho Sakta Hai“
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Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-
hai.
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Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.
Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se
gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.
Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.
Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi
harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki
tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.
Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota
peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.
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Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
.
.
.
.
.
.
” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.
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USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).
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Teacher:
Apna Father ka name batao
Lekin shortcut andaz ma batao.
Student:
CNG.
Teacher:
Ya Kaisa Name Ha.
Student:
Chaudhry Nisar Ghonga
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1 Andha Police Mey Bharti Honay K Liye Gaya
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Andhey Ney Jawab Diya
‘Andha Dhund Firing K Liye’.
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