Oh i See
Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki
Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha
Tchr :- oh i see..!
Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 574 views
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