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A blonde walked into a store

A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
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Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aisa bhi ni hai

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
wHICH COMPUTER DO U HAVE

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P'

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar


Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar Ji and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
computer war

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Fauji dosre se

1 Fauji dosre se:
Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…

2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..

1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.?

1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar joined new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
WikiPedia: I Know all

WikiPedia: I Know all

Google: I Have all

Internet: Without me is nothing
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Computer: Without me u don’t function.

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WAPDA: ponki jao.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Windows Xp Install Karna Hai

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Windows XP Install Karna Hai

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
computer sy jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
oined new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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