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Height of Technical Overdose:



Height of Technical Overdose:

A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting:

F1 F1 F1

instead of

help-help-help! :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa in computer exam

Santa in computer exam:
Examiner:” What is Microsoft Excel??
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Santa:” It is a new branch of Surf
Excel to clean the computer..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Computer se jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Computer Science filed? Ki lerhki? Boys ko kaisay gaali de gi?

Computer Science filed?
Ki lerhki?
Boys ko kaisay gaali de gi?
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Pedaishii Error ?
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Virus k bachay ?
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Internet explorer Jaise Bekaar Browser ?
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Windowsssss 98 Kay Keeeeeeeeday ?
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1 click marungi to zameen se Delete ho kr seedha asmaan me Install hho jaye ga{(554)} ?
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Theek Kar Diye

Sardarji Got Job
1st Day Worked Till Night
Boss Asked What Did U Do?

Sardar:
Computer Keyboard Alphabets
Were Not In Order Theek Kar Diye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
I Want Pink

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Jung Computer Say

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:Wo Kaisay?

1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Hatora or keel

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye
computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows
lagani hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Columbians Run Away

Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?

Because... The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
by Pak101.com (few y

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Lock kia jaye

Amitabh is questioning a guy on kbc.
He asks him ‘meri company ka naam kya hain?’
Options : tisco, wipro, abcl, reliance.
The guys says ‘abcl’
Amitabh asks ‘sure, confident?’
The guys says ‘ yes confident’
Amitabh says ‘computerji abcl ko tala laga do’
The computer replies ‘abe gadhe abcl ko 2 saal se
tala laga hua hai !’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Curtains

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Sardar G Joined New Job

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
computer broke.

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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