Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 622 views

Maa apne bete se

Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhabhi ko mar dia

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logo ne
pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?
snta bola:
O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se
bat kr rha h to wo khta. Teri bhabhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere bache hun ge to

Sardar:

Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga

2Admi:woh Q?

kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

If you will try

Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha doongi

Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Republicans Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)