aisa bhi ni hai
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 847 views
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I got !dea
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‘Muje bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mai likh lungi.’
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