wHICH COMPUTER DO U HAVE
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now. :P'
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