Sardar


Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 821 views
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Abbreviation SMS


SORRY

Oh don't be confused, SORRY means

S: Some
O: One is
R: Really
R: Remembering
Y: You

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
(kavi ka Beta School Mein

(kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)

Teacher : What Is N0un??

Student : Arz Karta Hoon...
...
kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Wah Wah...

Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...

Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher ne dusri class ke ek

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao

Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao

Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta:papa chalo aaj Mcdonalds

Beta:papa chalo aaj Mcdonalds chalte hain

Papa:pehle mcdonalds ke spellings to batana zara

Beta:Chalo fir KFC chalte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
boy friend is fun and husband..

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
.
Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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