1 Fauji dosre se
1 Fauji dosre se:
Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…
2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..
1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.?
1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.
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