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Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?
Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.
Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q golu -
aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti
nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein
poti chali gayi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sardar Laughter Challange Me Hans Hans Kar Har Ek Contestant Ko Kehta He..
“Bas Kar Mere BAAP
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha
Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-
"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Krwane Ko Kaha,
Pathan Lab Phoncha To Test Ka Nam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne K Bad Kehne Lga,
Bhai Jan! Hum Ko C.N.G. Pe Kardo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi
hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha
dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha
hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka
maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break
mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
the first testiculer guard was used in cricket in
1874 and first helmet was used in 1974 it took 100
years for men to realise that brain is also
imortant...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?
A: The smartest one gives up first.
by Kamran (few years ago!)