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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
Banta: Aho! Te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.
Amitabh says: Computer ji,
Rajnikantji ko pehla sawaal poochiye.
Computer: main lifeline use karna
chahta hu :P:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…
kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa’s Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Fastest ways to spread rumors
Tele - phone
Tele- vision
Tele - Women
by Umair Shah (few years ago!)
Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: Would you like me to help you revise for your test?
-Son: No thanks, I'd rather fail by myself.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest
When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai
Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho
Sonu- ULLU
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.
Hamesha Test Main "Andaa" Lata hai.
Anti Misba: Tum Kya Jano "Andey" ki Qeemat.
Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan hain. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:Test yaad hai?
Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,
baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha,
k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)