Test match
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha
hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka
maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break
mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1158 views
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