Poti test

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti
nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein
poti chali gayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 654 views
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