ECG
RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha
Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-
"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views
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