What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 695 views

Santa standing on

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

car and women

Q: What do women and cars have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty

Sardar Writing His Diary :

My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl. So,I Dont Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa propose a girl.. Girl replied-

Santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...

Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Business Development

Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)