Search Results for 'Shadi'
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.
Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Eik Sardar Apni Hi Shadi Main Preshan Betha Tha
Kisi Nay Poacha Sardar G Preshan Kyun Ho???
Sadar Bolo: Susral Walon Nay Barat
Main Thoday Admi Lanay Ko Kaha Tha
Pata Nai
Abba Minoo Ve Lay K JaNda Waa Kay Nai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
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Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Friend: Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
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Sardar: Yar asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?
Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,
Ammi ny Abbu se ki,
Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,
Baji ny Behnoi se,
Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,
apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,
kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?
Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?
Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola
SB ANDAR Aa jayen
DARS ho raha hai :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)