Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1401 views

Tum ziyada kha rahi hu

Shekh and his girlfriend on a romantic enenin having chipps
girl friend:kia dekhte ho?
Shaikh: tu mujh se ziyada chpis kha rahi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Xtra Sheet Please

Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.

Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA SHEET PLZ

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lub pe aati hy dua ban k

Lub pe ÅÅti hy duÅ bÅn k tamanna meri,

Sim band hojae allah kare teri,

Dur Dunya me mere sms se ujala hojae,

Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojae,

Hy mera kam faqiro ko sms karna,

Knjuso or garibo k inbox bhrna,

Mere Allah inhe b ab gerat ajae,

Ye sms parhte hi inka b sms ajae…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)