Search Results for 'Shadi'

Bv :tm shadi k bad bilkul badal gae ho

husband:me ne ap ko pehlay hi bta dia tha k mujhe shadi shuda larkiun me koi dilchaspi nai.

Akhon me nor hai chehry pe suror hai koi mange mera number

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jaldi dena kiun k meri shadi abi tak door hai

oye sirf girls ko dijiye ga

Bv:meri sharafat dekho me ne tumhe bagair daikhay shadi ki,

husband:or meri himat dekho, me ne dekh k bi kar li

Sardar:tm mujh se shadi karo gi?

Girl:nai , me ap se aik sal bari hun,

sardar:koi bat nai aik sal bad kar len ge.

Teacher:taalaq ki sab se bari waja kia hai'

stdudent:sir shadi

Techar:shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me q rakha jata hai?

Student:ta keh kisi k munh se ye na nikal jae aby ye to meri wali hai.

Maan:beta 1 neik larki talash karo jo namazi parhezgar pardedar neak seerat ho.
Beta:ye to btao us se shadi karni hai ya pani dam karwana hai

Wakeel:talaaq karwane k 10 hazar rupee lon ga

husband:pagal ho gae ho 1 hazar me shadi karwai thi

wakeel:dekh liya hai na saste kam ka anjam

Loadshading ne mujhe namazi bana dia hai

faraz

ab to mobile ki battry bi masjid k u.p.s se charge karta hun.

Pathan :mujh se shadi karo sawab mile ga
larki:wo kaise

pathan:jo hamara beta paida ho ga hum us ka naam sawab rakhe ge

Girl:shadi k baad me ap k sare dukh bant lun gi

boy:mujhe ko dukh nai hai.

Girl:me shadi k baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

Sardar:me zindagi bhar kbi shadi nai karun ga

aur

yahi mashwara apne bchun ko bi dun ga.

Choose 1 number k ap ki shadi kis gharane me ho gi.
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ufff. Ap ho tum mat chuno kiun kisi ki zindagi kharab karte ho

Admi:jab meri shadi howi thi to mujhe bv itni pyari lagti thi k dil karta tha k kha jaun

dost:aur ab?

Admi:sochta hun, kha lia hota to acha tha.

Neki kar k aise bhool jao

jaise
log shadi kar k

musranana bhool jate hain