Larki Ek Baba Jee Se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 619 views
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