Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 653 views

Phool dena to gobhi ka

Agr ap mujhe phool dena chahte ho to gobhi ka phool dena

ap k pyar ka bi izhar ho jae ga ,
humara salan bi tayar ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi 

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi 

boy:lekin yahaan to kohi nahi

 girl:to kia hoa formality to poori karni hai na 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sound of a cat

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Churail bhi orat hoti hai

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,
usny chari ghumai 2 tickets a gaey.
phir shohar sy poocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahie.
Churail ny chari ghumai or shohar ko 90 saal ka kardia.
Moral:
Mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b Aurat hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl shock..Boy RocK

Girl college mein new sendal daalke gyi..
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Boy:” sendal kitne acchi hai..
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Girl:” hmmm utaru kya..???
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Boy:” but jeans or top toh ussse bhi acchi hai…

Girl shock..Boy RocK..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)