Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Salam Saaley,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...
Kameno,
Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho.

Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.
Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.

Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley....

Bataunga Tjhey.

Urx Faithfuly,
Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 714 views

My 4 year old son

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yad na aye

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aik moqa aur

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

jin chmar jaye to

Sardar ji agr apki
bivi ko jin chimat
jaye tu.
aap kia kro ge?”

Sardar:
“Mein ki krna ay,
ghalti jin di ay
apnye pugtey:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mera 1st Opertion Hai

Operation Se Pehly
Doctor Ne Phoolon K Har Mangwaya,

MAREEZ:Ye Kis Liye?

Doctor:Mera 1st Opertion Hai
Agar Kamyab Hua To Mere Liye
Warna Tumhare Liye;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)