Aap ka gadha aap se
Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. "ab or dukh nahi
sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 550 views
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I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr... :p :p
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi thi.. :D
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