Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

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