Aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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