she was my wife.
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off. “Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says. “Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 581 views
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