Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 614 views

khamoshi

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad Poli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar

Ek Admi Apne Bete Ko Buri Tarha Se Maar Raha Tha

Sath Wale Padosi Ne Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Padosi: “Arrey Itna Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?”

Aadmi: “Kal Isska Result Aane Wala Hai Or Mujhe Aaj Tour Pe Jana Hai Socha Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Hi Kar Loon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khudkushi per taqreer

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pichle 6 mahino mein tumne

boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?

karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)