"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!) / 689 views

joke

Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

santa n banta

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?



Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Akash Aki (few years ago!)

Santa makes cal 2 airpor

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??Receptionist:1 sec sir......Santa disconnects n says,”pee ke bethi h kamini

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Were you ever arrested?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)