Funny sardar

Funny sardar
Sardar 1 ghar k nichay
khara “susu” kar raha tha,
Upar say 1 Lady boli

nazer nai a raha, diwaar hai?
Sardar: bola thora side say ho k dekho, nazr aa jaye ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 538 views
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