Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 525 views
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Ek aadmi (khumb mele me) Hey Prabhu, Teri Kripa se khumb k mele me bhai bhai ko bichadte dekha hai.......... kabhi pati patni par bhi apni kripa barsao..........!!
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Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..
Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya
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Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy
pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
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BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute
Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai
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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.
Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,
Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said “o yesssssssssssssssss”
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Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..
paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..
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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,
Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D
hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
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Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
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Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)