Mareez doctor
Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 596 views
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