Bechaare Ladke
Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.
Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
Chup rahe to begairat.
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
Ghar me rahe to nakara.
Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
Na dante to laparwah.
Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.
Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai...
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 580 views
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