Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 452 views

Sardar vs punjabi ,

Sardar:1 over me kitne bal phanke jate hain,
punjabi:6
sardar:bilkul galt ,1 ball 6 bar phainka jata hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki

Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”

Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.

Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”

Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Taangon Ko Ulta Kar Gaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Karaya 500 saman free

Sardar:janab airport tak kitna karaya lo ge?:-
taxi driver:5oo rupee aur saman free

sardar:theak hai to saman le ja me rikshaa me aa raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost:Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:There is a frog

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)