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Aap bahut mote ho gae ho

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho

Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Husband and Wife

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Mazak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?

Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Main paagal ho

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
brought their new baby home

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A young couple drove several

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,

"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Agar mai gum ho

Wife: Agar mai gum ho Jaon to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!

Wife: Kiya Add do ge? Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Newly married couple

Newly married couple
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Wife:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
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Husband:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
What every man wants

What every man wants
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
There was once a wife so jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)