Humor; 1404 Jokes
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”
Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”
Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai
Banta- mera ghar to itna bada hai ki kone me chale jao to roaming lagti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dadi mrte hue boli:Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor,50 janwar & 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam krti hun
Pota:dadi ye sub hai kahan?
Dadi: Farmville on facebook.:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Sardi mei Sardi lagti hai aur garmi mei garmi
Kabhi kabhi iska ulta bhi hona chahiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me aaj aapni bike dho raha
tha,itane me dad aaye n chilla ke
bole,
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kameene aaj fir ladki ghumayega
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lo banda ab aapni bike bhi nahin
dho sakata aaramse......!: P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
America mein Light gayi to...
Power Office mein phone karte hain!
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JAPAN Me gayi to...
Fuse check karte hain!
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Par...
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INDIA mein gayi to...
Padosi ka ghar dekhte hain..
Sabki gayi hai…
Ya apni he khraab huyi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
7 reasons why I chose Engineering!
1) I hate 2 Rest
2) I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3) I love tension.
4) I dont want to spend time with family..
5) I want to take revenge from myself
6) I love to study on Sundays & holidays too...
7) Pass hone ki khushi bardasht nahi hoti thi yar, kasam se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Leave application by sardar:
sir
satsrikaal
My wife is very ill & their is no other husband in family 2 take care of her
so kindly declare HOLIDAY.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of
Her Husband...
'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the
Life. :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss during an Interview
Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it Sir?
Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?
Applicant: "Yes Sir"
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Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your kind information there is no mat near d door!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend is a Virus
She will enter in your life
Scan your pocket
Transfer your money
Edit your mind
Download her problems
Delete your smile
andHang your life
So avoid your Girlfriends & Send her Number to me,
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I am a professional antivirus, Full version Registered. :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A depressed engineering student went to railway track for suicide...
When the train came close he went out from track and said.....
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Oh god!
Tomrow i have to submit assignment! :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mom: You're nicely dressed up, where are you going?
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Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook Profile picture. :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani Hai...
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Magar...
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana
"Husband" Hone Ki Nishani Hai...!! :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)