Men; 1817 Jokes
2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,
achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
dusre ne pucha, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."
pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhakt-Baba mujhe koi naukri nahi mil rahi
Baba- Ye kutta bohot aa raha hai? Kabhi kisi kutte ko khana khilaya
Bhakt-Nahi baba,hamare wahan kutte nahi milte
Baba-Esi liye to kripa ruki hui hai, Koi baat nahi mujhe hi khaana khila dena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.
Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui...
Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.
Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
Aur bola, Aalia JAIL . Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki vo Behosh ho gaye
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Taaqat paane ke liye..
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HANUMANJI "Rajanikanth chalisa" padh rahe the..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aman : Yaar hum hindi
bolte hai, english bolte hai, but
maths kyun nhi ?..
Chaman : Jyada 3-5 mat kar
or 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5
dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge
samjha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya.
Question was:
BLACK is a colour
White is also a colour
But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia!
KBC me Amitabh to Santa - Wat's ur father's name?
Santa khamosh baitha raha
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir, apne option hi nahi dia!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot
Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Light Khana
Santa standing below a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY??
Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light khana"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naag! Do Not Punch Me
Santa:Do You Know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok! Tell me What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchmi?
Banta:So Simple Yar, Naag! Do Not Punch Me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TTE Asked To Sardar : Ticket Dikhao
Santa : Ye Lo Dekho
TTE : Ye To Purani Hai
Santa : To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Army ka Interview dene gaya
Army Man:Agar Maidan Mein
Tumhare Paas Goliyan Khatam Ho Jaye To Kya Karoge?
Santa:Janab, Mein Awazen Nikalunga ... Dhishkoon ... Dishkoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)