Men; 1817 Jokes
Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se:
Bhai Speed Slow Karo,
Mere 17 Chotay Chotay Bachay Hain.
Taxi Driver:Kanjra.
Apni Speed Vekhi Aa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho??
Wo Bola
Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bache Se 1 Admi Ne Poocha
K Tumhare Abbu Kia Kaam Karte Hain?
Bacha:KFC K Malik Hain
Admi: KFC Ka Kia Matlab Hai?
Bacha: Kaka Fruit Chat…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bar Ganje K Sar Pr 8-10 Baal Ug Aye
Ganja Naai K Pas Gya,
Naai Guse Se Bola Inhe Ginu Ya Katu.
Ganja, Shrmate Hue Bola. Die Kr Do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apnay He Ghar Say Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia,
Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Poncha
To Bakra Ghar Main Tha,
Bivi Say Pocha Bakra Kahan Say Aya? Bivi:
Bakray Ko Goli Maro!!
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTAY Ko Kahan Lay Kar Gay Thay??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain
B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha
Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha.
Baaqi Sab Theek Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)
Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota
Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa
Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik Nokar Se:
Is Mehngai K Dor Me
Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?
Noker:
Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Aadmi Doosray Se:
Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon
Kya Hota Hai ?
Doosra Aadmi:
Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi
Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pagal Doosry Pagal Se
(Mayoosi K Sath)
Sab Log Hamen Pagal Kyon Kehty Hain?
Doosra Pagal:Too Dafa Kr Yaar. . Ye Ley Leemo Ki Lasi Pi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain
Ap Ka Khadim Haji Don
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha
Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“GEO TO Aisey”
Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe
Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Financial Management!
A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)