Holiday; 20 Jokes

Staying At A Small Town Hotel

Staying At A Small Town Hotel,
A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well,
Don’t Stir It Then…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid: Éggs’ Mother

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal:Itwar Ko.
Pehla Pagal:
Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho
Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay
Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Climbing holiday

Mum, I need a ladder for school.
Why?

Our teacher said we were going on a climbing holiday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Valentine Day's

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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