Parent; 468 Jokes
Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baite ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba meny app kee jacket pehni hui hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: beti Tum Mujhe pehale papa kehti thi, Ab DAD kehti ho? Kya wajah hai
Beti: C dad, papa Kehne se Lipstick Kharab ho jati hai
to dad kahti hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.
Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Girl Asks Her Mommy: I Want Some Fresh Air,
Can I Go For a Walk?
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Mommy: Alright, But Ask your Fresh Air to Drop you Home By 10 P.M. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?
Student: "Father in Law". :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy!
Sanka Ki ladki Im a Complain Girl!
Santa: Ye kya Chakar hai Paida maine kara name kisi or ka ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..
Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady: So You Want To Become My Son-In-Law?
Santa: Not Really,
But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.
Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nahi Pape, It's my HELLO TUNE!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)