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Love Marriage

Teacher: Why Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.?? Girl: Bcoz Ek Jana Pehchana Ullu Ek Anjany Gadhay Se Behtar Hota Hai.. :-)

141 chars (1 sms)


Teachers

School is my Temple

Teachers r my god

Study is my aim

And Abhishek is my name......

93 chars (1 sms)


Students Funny SMS on Paper

Students Ka Almmiya At The Time Of Exam Preprtion A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > After Paper: A Ki Ho Gya ;-( |==================================| Teacher: What Is Chemical Formula For Water? John: H I J K L M N O Teacher: What Are You Talking? John To Teacher: Yesterday You Told It Is H to O

309 chars (2 sms)


Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho.. . . . . Student : examination hall . (‘.’) Alone _/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc

176 chars (2 sms)


Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend, kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . . Student – Marne do dono ko.! . . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . . ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the

233 chars (2 sms)


Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

475 chars (3 sms)


pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu. "She is Kidding" Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

82 chars (1 sms)


Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

162 chars (2 sms)


ejaad main farq

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy? Student: Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

137 chars (1 sms)


Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name . teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

198 chars (2 sms)


Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

145 chars (1 sms)


Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;) Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-) Teacher shocked… :

216 chars (2 sms)


Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo Techer ne kya kuch nye huta PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

303 chars (2 sms)


tareek-e-insaf

teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ? student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...

103 chars (1 sms)


teacher

3 Signs to identify the teacher - - - 1. Stressed 2.Depressed 3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

87 chars (1 sms)


a person is aaas aaina adalt adawat ajrak allama allama iqbal Alone Apology April fool aqwaal attitude ay dil Baal bachi badal badsha baraf baris beer befa beggar believe benazir Bhabi bhool bhutto bike Bister boys Building busy ho call chahat chand chehrey Choose choot cigrette cool dadi Dard defence day Devil dil tor door dost dosti drink dukhi Eid mubarak ENGAGEMENT Faraz faraz in arabic Farq sirf itna tha fill Forgiveness Friday friend friends friendship Funny funny poetry funny sms galib General Knowledge ghazal girl good night Hadis hair Hand happy birthday Happy new year hate hazrat ali heaven on earth hijar hindi HONTO hussain I LOVE U I LOVE YOU i miss u if you really love someone arrange ignorance ignore imran khan intezar janaza Jangal jani jism joking kanjoos karna kashti kathi kesc khali hathon ko kabi gor se dekha hai Khata khush KHUSHI King kiss Kya. labo Ladki lamha lazy long Love lover Manzil Married marrige masjid masoom masroof ho Maut memon Mising mitha mohabbat mohsin mola ali Molvi morning mother mountain MOUT muhabbat mustafa kamal naam nagni namaaz NARAZ Naseeb natural pakistan pappu pashto pathan pepsi pindu princess public service message Punjabi Pyar raaz Rape result saba sabar safar sali santa sardar saza sepration shadi shakespear sham shaq shayari sindhi sindhi topi aur ajrak sindhu so gay Story submit success SUHAGRAT Tabinda tailor talent tanhai tarkhan teacher teachers tera chehra thandi hawa thanks tinda to khe tongue twister trust udas larki umeed uses valentine view waqat wasi wedding wife wishing Zikr zubaida
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