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Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where … ???? Santa : Not At All How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

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Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

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Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola. Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.” Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola. Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

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papu

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

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ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY .... =P =D

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photo leni hai

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

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santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi.. BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..?? ... SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

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santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge? Santa: Shadi Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge? Santa-Dulha Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai Santa- Dulhan

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Chritmas ka yeh pyara

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. !!!Merry Christmas!!!

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Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

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If a big fat man

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ''cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
• A million words would not bring yo

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Santa- Miss call kisnu

Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL

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WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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