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Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
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8 Best Moments In Life
> Giving The 1st Salary To Ur Parents.
> Thinking Your Love With Tears.
> Looking Old Photos & Smiling.
> A Sweet & Emotional Chat With Friends
> Holding Hands With Your Loved Ones For A Walk.
> Getting A Hug From One Who Cares You.
> 1st Kiss To Your Child When He /She Is Born.
> The Moments When Your Eyes Are Filled With Tears After A Big Laugh.
" Hit Like If U Have Best Moments" ?
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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Manager : You
are appointed
.
.
.
your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.
.
.
Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.
.
.
Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
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Vacancy available
Post... True Friend
Ability... Loving & Caring
Experience... Not Required
Duty... To Sms Daily
Salary... Never Ending Love
To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
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Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...
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POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
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Weakly One Day Holiday,
Monthly One Day Salary Day,
Yearly One Day Birthday,
Lifely One Day Death Day,
But Sharing
FRIENDSHIP
Is Every Day
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Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean…
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
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Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
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A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?
Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
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Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
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MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
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A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary
But. . .
Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .
So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->
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Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
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