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teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
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Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
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Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
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A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi
Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
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Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
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Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
and
u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?
Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
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teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
bachay:nhi peean gay..
teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?
bachay:nhi karain gay...
teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???
bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
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a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
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Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
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DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
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Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?
Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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